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Old Ferrett eyes is like four centimeters dilated right now.
Ellie
Vanessa: Calling him won't look desperate?
Jenny: It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way.
Bajie: I saved your life, and so did that kid.
Sunny: I have to get Veil and the baby back.
Bajie: And what kind of man will you be when you do, huh? What will there be left? You'll have Veil, but I was right about you. You'll always be a killer. Go on, clipper, run along. You're Baron's calling you.
Sullivan: Andy, just hear me out.
Andy: What can you say that would excuse what you did?
Sullivan: What I did was save 19.
Forgive us if your freedom is neither a concern nor a priority.
Alice
I need her name and address so I can mess her up!
Haley
Lorelai: What's with the hat?
Rory: Grandma gave it to me.
Lorelai: Oh, now that's just mean.
Rory: It's not that bad.
Lorelai: Do you want a mirror?
Rory: I'm taking it off.
I didn't know FBI chicks could be so hot.
Zorgen
Ellen: You give me 3 days and I will find the woman you will marry.
Ted: No, thanks. I don't need an algorithm to meet women. It's New York, you know. Plenty of fish in the sea!
Ellen: Plenty of fish in the sea! [grabs a calculator form the desk and starts clicking away] There's 9 million people in New York. 4.5 million women. Of course, you want to meet someone roughly your own age - let's say plus, minus 5 years. So if you take into account the most recent census data that leaves us with 482,000 women. But wait! 48% of those are already in relationships and then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor and compatibility. And then you have to take out the ex girlfriends and the relatives. And, oh, you can't forget those lesbians. And then that leaves us with 8 women.
Ted: That can't be right! Eight? Really? Eight?
Ellen: There are 8 fish in that big blue ocean, Ted. And if you feel confident that you can reel one into your boat without me, there's the door.
Ted: Do you take credit cards?
Audrey: I'm fine.
Kirby: Are you sure? Cause I saw the end for you. You and your twin sister go at the same time.
I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory.
Lee
[To Mycroft] I wish it had taken you. The leukemia. I wish it had taken you to the bones.
Sherlock