A ship would bring you work; a gun would help you keep it

Narration

Meredith: She's got mean eyes.
Pam: Have you seen her with her bangs?
Kevin: She looks like a monster.
Jim: Guys, she is a beautiful movie star, so maybe we should just go to work.
Meredith: She is an amazing actress.
Kevin: That is not the question.
Phyllis: She's not hot.
Kevin: Yeah, thank you Phyllis.
Jim: Okay, okay, okay. Why don't we just put this to a vote, and then we'll be done with it.
Angela: I'm not voting.
Jim: No one cares.

CALLIE: "Why don’t you just go there already?"
ADDISON: "Because he doesn’t barbeque either. Plus he’s like 12 years old and could fit all his belongings in a milk crate."
CALLIE: "Well, guys like Karev… at least you know he’ll never lie to you. Guys like him, they must run in their 20s, but then they, you know, pack it in and teach their kids to play catch."
ADDISON: "Maybe. Ahh, I need to stop thinking about both of them."
CALLIE: "And I have to stop thinking about Izzie Stevens."
ADDISON: "Hey, Callie, here’s the thing. When you’re obsessing about something like that, there’s generally a reason."

Isabelle has a type. Mysterious, hot, bad boys. She's never going to see me that way.

Simon

For a long time I wanted it too, maybe more than anyone.But killing each other when the world already belongs to the dead? It's not the way. Not anymore.

Rick

Raina: In the spirit of full disclosure, there's something you need to know about me. My dad and I... we're Notre Dame fans.
Nate: Oh no. No, you can't be. What are you talking about?
Raina: Uh huh. I guess kids are out of the question.

Agent Lee: Thomas, please. I fell in love.
Thomas: Now who in the hell told you to do that?

Neat and tidy is who you are. Don't drive your trust mobile off a cliff.

Sam

Dr. Wilson: The other wow. You were sober. She was sober.
House: Clean and sober and hot.
Dr. Wilson: Wow! This is fantastic. How are you gonna screw it up?

Marnie: I don't want to be married to you. It's not even your fault. I mean, yeah, you're an asshole, but it's really not your fault. I just... I knew I shouldn't have married you. I just didn't want to give up on yet another dream.
Desi: What are you talking about?
Marnie: I just don't know who I am right now. I'm like a ghost of myself. I don't know what I'm doing here or anywhere else. But I don't want to be married to you.

Dad would have been so proud of you. Of course he wouldn't have said it. But he would have been so very proud.

Will

Joe: Wolfe is trafficking meta-humans? Is everybody crooked in this town?
Cisco: Ah, he always did look smug in those Italian wool suits. Oh, my God, he's literally wolf in sheep's clothing.