Popular Quotes
Keep your distance, Pascal. This dress may touch my body, but you'll never be so lucky.
Victoria
Dr. Wilson: Why is it always reasonable in Houseland to take an emotional problem and sidestep it by turning it into a mechanical problem?
House: Because in Houseland - and the rest of the universe, by the way - when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer.
Shaw: Our man had quite a rap sheet. Just got out of Fishill.
Cosgrove: What was he in for?
Shaw: Selling marijuana. He just did four years.
Cosgrove: Four years for selling weed? Crazy.
Shaw: Yep.
Cosgrove: Crimes have changed.
Wrongful conviction lawyers do double duty as storytellers. They have to destroy the prosecution's story and replace it with another one.
Violet
Dr. Altman's pretty busy these days...saving lives.
Cristina
Would either of you like to feed the baby? No? Well, then you're of no use to me right now.
Maghra
Daniel: I've killed...many people.
Efrain: How many?
Daniel: 96
You again? Really?
Jill
This is place is soulless. Our restaurant is supposed to be an experience, right? And all I’m experiencing is crack house. I mean where’s the life, the character?
Mo
If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?
Casey
(On answering machine) Hi it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when you're playing this message? (To the guys) Is that too spooky?
Phoebe
Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.