Popular Quotes
Bev: What? I had sex. Is that so difficult to imagine?
Jackie: Not anymore. Now it's hard to stop imagining.
We may be sitting on the edge of a mob war.
Peter
Bree: George, do you have an erection?
George: I'm sorry! You were blowing in my ear!
Bree: You have to get rid of it! There are children present!
Bill: What if you’re wrong?
The Doctor: Well, then we’ll be horribly murdered! So let’s say I’m right!
Whether you like it or not, I am Annie's best friend right now.
Calder
There's sheep. Which is fine. Squads need sheep. But I don't spend my time on sheep, there's no payoff.
Colette [to Addy]
Buster: I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date.
Michael: Oh. Well, women love to laugh.
Maybe Joe is not the monster you think he is just like I'm not the man you remember.
Billy
Lily: I could totally let you down. Has that thought not occurred to you?
Marshall: Not even for one second. Not having a baby would suck, but the idea of you letting me down, that's impossible. That would be like aliens landing. That's a bad example.
Isaac the fornicator. Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!
Isaac
Serena Joy: You're an editor; is that right?
June: I used to be.
Serena Joy: Good. Read over these for me.
[long pause]
June: I'll need a pen.
Renata: Gordon, I'm not gonna not be rich. I'm not gonna have you...
Gordon: Listen, I was thinking this could be like a positive thing, you know, like there are chapters of life.
Renata: [through her teeth] I will NOT not be rich!