Mrs. Evans: Lily doesn't know any Diego.
Sonny: She does.

Russell: Are you the leader of your people or not?
Bellamy: She is. She can speak for us.

Let's get this bagged.

Keyshawn [to Gidget]

I'll let you know if I'll still be speaking to you after I read this book.

Kim

Ben: This isn't exactly fair.
Lindy: That I took your gun?
Ben: No. That I'm virtually naked and you're not.

Bev: What? I had sex. Is that so difficult to imagine?
Jackie: Not anymore. Now it's hard to stop imagining.

We may be sitting on the edge of a mob war.

Peter

Bree: George, do you have an erection?
George: I'm sorry! You were blowing in my ear!
Bree: You have to get rid of it! There are children present!

Bill: What if you’re wrong?
The Doctor: Well, then we’ll be horribly murdered! So let’s say I’m right!

Whether you like it or not, I am Annie's best friend right now.

Calder

There's sheep. Which is fine. Squads need sheep. But I don't spend my time on sheep, there's no payoff.

Colette [to Addy]

Buster: I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date.
Michael: Oh. Well, women love to laugh.