Morgan: You know I think I liked you better when you were the press liaison.
JJ: No you didn't.

(to Mahaffey) That's a shame. A medication comes along after your gambling gets your fucking hip busted to shit.

Big Pussy

Barry: I could get Belgian waffles from Brussels.
Caitlin: Yum, that sounds incredible.
Barry: Yeah? Should I do it?
Cisco: No, no, no, no. Don't-don't do that, okay? As much as I hate to say it, waffles can wait.

So long partner. I'm glad you're still here.

Carlos

May: You're not Sarge.
Coulson: No, I'm not.
May: You're not Coulson either.
Coulson: Well, yes and no. Aren't you at all surprised? I mean, I was dead.
May: You still are.

This doesn't make any sense. What are you up to, Mama?

Chanel

You have to believe in something.

Uncle Frank

Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.

Regina

Maeby: Enjoy the $200.
George Michael: This is six $20s.
Maeby: That's right.

What in the actual ... fuck?

Delilah

This cycle just keeps repeating itself over and over again! Betrayal, destruction, abandonment, forgiveness.

Rayna

Julia: What are you doing?
Jim: Payback.
Andrea: Against me? What did I ever do but be your neighbor and your friend?
Jim: It's not about you. [shoots Andrea in the head]