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Vance: As someone who was also married to a strong, intelligent woman, may I give you some advice, Agent McGee?
McGee: Don’t blow it?
Vance: No. Never take it for granted. Not for one second. And don’t blow it.
No, you know what? I'm not just dropping this. You wanna know my plan? My plan is I love you, okay? I've probably loved you ever since Georgetown. So phone me. I'll meet you anywhere, and we will make a plan. If none of this makes sense to you, just ignore it. No embarrassment, nothing. We'll just go back to how things stood.
Will
Wally's father was a bit of a nightmare.
Clive
Humans are the only species that insist on monogamy. Go to the zoo, check out the monkeys, it's like boogey nights in there.
Mike
What are you doing? I heard you. You're like... thinking!
Daphne [to JJ]
The guy who has our jellyfish, his name is Duncan Santos. He's the local venom dealer in here Lisbon, because God knows every city needs one of those.
Mitch
Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.
Thank God I’m on the list.
Khloe
Dear, Forty, you've been my best friend since before we were born, my other half, but I can't keep holding back because I miss you. I can't raise a family with a broken heart. I have to choose Joe now. I'll always love you, but I have to say goodbye. For real this time, as much as it hurts. goodbye, you.
Love Voiceover
I can't tell if Jennifer's delusional or has the most inflated self esteem ever.
Bash
Rafael: I think there's something going on.
Narrator: Yes! Finally!
Jane: Like what?
Rafael: She's not herself.
Narrator: Warmer.
Rafael: Look, I think Scott's blackmailing her.
Narrator: Are you serious?
Jane: Are you serious?
Rafael: Well, it happened with Milos.
Narrator: Colder! Colder!
Jane: I mean, I'm having dinner with them tonight. I'll suss out the vibe.
Narrator: Yeah, whatever. I'm not gonna get my hopes up.
Mariana: You know, I know we're colleagues, and I don't want you to think I don't respect you as a brilliant engineer, but do you mind if I kiss you?
Raj: Yeah, that would be really disrespectful and inappropriate, I'm so kidding. Please, kiss me. Please