Popular Quotes
I F(bleep)G HATE THE RAINFOREST!
Ms. Stevens
Nathan: No banter. No more quips. I'll tell you what I think. I think about you. A lot. I can't stop. I'm telling you, I am in. If you are. I'm in this. So I'm just, I'm just going to ask you outright. What do you think?
Meredith: [starts to talk]
Nathan: Actually, don't answer. Not until you know. And when you do, just give me a call.
Sarah: 10-4, Mo Mo.
Morgan: Please don't call me that.
I'm here because you're up to your ass in alligators.
Admiral Kilbride
The teachable moment is when the school expels the person responsible for the slut list!
Abby
Edna? Edna, it's me, Zoidberg. Remember, from high school? You used to laugh at me because my face was covered with barnacles!
Zoidberg
[to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.
Bart
Janine: I’m happy Ava paired us up as group buddies.
Gregory: Now, don’t ever leave us behind. I need you to have my back in case someone casts an ancient spell and all of the exhibits come to life. I’m counting on those tiny fists for very precise blows.
Janine: Wait, so you did watch Night at the Museum?
Gregory: Yeah, I take all of your recommendations seriously. I want to know why you like stuff.
Pam: Hey guys, we're all gonna visit Meredith at lunch. And we're kicking in $5 for flowers.
Kevin: Who's we, you and Jim?
Pam: No, uh, me Stanley and Phyllis so far.
Kevin: Oh, I bet Jim goes too.
Pam: Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Kevin: Oh, I bet you ask?
Pam: I was planning on it.
Kevin: I bet you were.
Angela: Subtle.
Silver, I was basically a hooker.
Annie
Anna: You were good to help Justina. But be careful with that woman.
Tina: She's not the same person she was.
Anna: I know Justina Epp. I know what she's done.
Tina: What if God said that about us? What hope would there be for our family?
Liza: I don't want to lie anymore. I'm going to tell Kelsey everything.
Maggie: What?
Liza: She deserves to know!