Rachel: How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people.
Monica: I don't know. I think we're some kind of magnets.
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.

I’m not an abomination, Sabrina. And I won’t be one.

Susie

Miller: They said my lawyer was here to see me.
Cameron: You're not the only one who can pull off a scam.

Alex: It's not a man, it's an 8-ball.
Julian: No, we don't use that term. Do we? You see?
Alex: What I did was acting on instinct. You have to understand that this... humans with 8-balls, it's not how it is out there.
Julian: That's what makes New Delphi unique. Angels and humans living in peace in our underground paradise.

Kerkovich? More like Kerkobitch.

Brad

Jack: Dean? He's strong.
Michael: He's a gnat. I'm a god.

But, uh, real talk. Sometimes, what it looks like is all anybody can see.

NickI

I hope all your studying paid off. Cause it's test time.

Oliver

Brian: Face it, Peter. It's over. Why don't you sit down with the mayor and negotiate some kind of treaty?
Peter: Negotiate? Peter Griffin doesn't know the meaning of the word "negotiate."

I’m happy. I’m safe. You did the right thing. Someday, we’ll see each other again, I know we will. But you have to live your own life now, create your own stories. Promise me you’ll be happy.

Rukiya

Mark: How’s our baby?
Devon: I’m going to assume that you mean that in the "It takes a village" sense, but she’s good.

Jordan: I don't know why you just can't forgive him.
Billy: I wouldn't even know where to begin.
Jordan: People make mistakes, dad. Whatever happened to second chances?