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I will not be the one-hit wonder of true crime podcasts, Poppy. I won’t. I will not be podcast Nickeback.
Cinda Canning
Vince: I hate him. I hate him.
Luke: Get it out. Better you say it to me than anybody else.
Vince. I hate my own kid.
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.
Max
Dr. Cox: So you're saying your mom made you pancakes this morning, and you didn't even know that it was pancake day in the cafeteria? You get outta here!
Doug: And the craziest thing -
Dr. Cox: No, I'm serious, Nervous Guy. Get outta here!
Tommy: So it's called "Don't Get Bombed." It's the perfect combo of physical and mental. The guys are gonna have to bring their a-games.
QUINN: Congratulations. You managed to squeeze three sports clichés into one statement.
Skip: It's hard being me sometimes.
Jack: I know, but I'm going to be there for you as much as I can, and when I'm not I want you to picture me in your head, looking at you like I am right now, and saying you are exactly who you're supposed to be.
Mikey Palmice: I think you should've taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You should've sent a clear-cut signal. You fuck with Junior Soprano-
Junior: Take it easy. We're not making a western here.
Diana: Did you kill Gillian?
Matthew: No, I did not. But I should have for betraying you. I spared her life. And I will not make the same mistake again. And I will hunt down anyone who wishes to harm you, and I will kill them. I told you.
Diana: I know you told me. Promise me one thing.
Matthew: Name it.
Diana: You won't go after Satu. I want to deal with her myself.
Teacher: Simpson! Be quiet!
Homer: I haven't seen you in school before...
Teacher: Okay Simpson! You just brought yourself another day of detention!
Homer: Maybe we should get together some time
Teacher: Two days!
Marge: I'm sorry, I don't even know your name!
Homer: I'm Homer
Teacher: Three days!
Homer: Jay
Teacher: Four days!
Homer: Simpson
Teacher: Five days!
Homer: It was worth it!
Teacher: Six days... Okay Simpson, to the back of the room!
Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfriend and that Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table.
Jane
The real me is hunting us with a quantum slipstream Dauntless-class starship? Good luck with that.
Hologram Janeway
Look, this kid has been in and out of the system so many times. She's not gonna trust us cops. She's not gonna trust us prosecutors.
Boss