Popular Quotes
Hang on Jay. I have peace and light on the other line. I got to call you back. [picks up cell] Namaste, Russell.
Elizabeth
Crap, my dad's tatted up skank isn't the bitch. I am.
Lexie
(playing piano and singing) I am Peter Griffin, I like fancy food, I like reading comic books and dressing like a dude! (throws piano) Oh yeah! Rock 'n' roll!
Peter
Lucifer: Detective, when I found out about this… manipulation, I felt the same way as you. But then I realized that it’s far from a curse. It’s a gift. I only hope that, in time, you come to see it that way, too.
Chloe: There is a huge difference, Lucifer. You were given a gift. I am that gift. I mean, I’m not even a person. I’m just a thing, created for someone else.
Maggie: I'm Maggie, I'm Clive's girlfriend or friend. We haven't put a label on it yet.
Daphne: Well we have. I'm Daphne, I'm Clive's wife.
Luna: I'm Luna.
Kodie: So what, you're like, my babysitter for the day?
Luna: Think of me more like your chauffeur.
Kodie: Are you the one who went to jail? (Luna nods) Must be tougher than you look. Have to be to work for Joanna.
Luna: What does that mean?
Kodie: Don't get me wrong, I love her, but even back in grade school that girl was wicked competitive.
Luna: And that's what makes her a great lawyer.
Ashley: Hey, I'm working with a budget here, and it was between a new sprinkler system or the new flat screen TV.
Casey: And you chose the TV?
Ashley: Well, I didn't know it was between our safety and Dancing with the Stars in high def!
Can we go chase bad guys now? Hunting an alien murderer isn't exactly police business.
Cameron
The truck didn't kill her. She was still breathing. I had to put my hand over her mouth. And that my friend is the story of how your wife died. The end.
Gideon
I’m not a scientist.
Eugene
Abner, why did you leave the propane tank there if the first place?
Walter
Just remember there's an actual person on the table, not just a body.
Choi