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Rollins: Kitty isn't your mom.
Benson: She might as well be. You know, once when I was 15, I heard her on the phone, telling somebody, "How can I love someone who was conceived by a monster?" And that's exactly what Kitty said too.
Samantha: I gotta hand it to you, George. Tonight might be right up there with prom.
George: Prom might be the last time I asked anyone this question.
Samantha: What question is that?
George: Samantha Thurlow, will you go steady with me?
J.D.: Do you have to do that here?
Danni: What? I like smoking after sex.
J.D.: And during. God, you never used to smoke!
Danni: Yeah, but back then I was pretending to be someone I thought you wanted me to be, and that didn't work. So now... I'm gonna let the real me come out.
Everyone got what they wanted. And even though the Chanels didn't actually kill anyone, they perpetuated the system that created me, my brother, Pete, and Gigi. So if anyone should pay for this, it should be them.
Hester
Getting to the end is supposed to be a surprise.
Addison
He's not developing nuclear weapons. He already has them, and I can give you the coordinates.
Jun
(To the recorder) Your wife is about to have a baby, Jack. So put down the Blackberry, stop sending Adam to do your dirty work and get over here. Got that, Jack...ass?
Cooper
Raelyn: Sleep okay? I know you got that thing with your back.
Jeanette: Oh, I'm fine.
Raelyn: Carson called.
Jeanette: When?
Raelyn: On the cell, this morning. He wanted to know if I knew where you were.
Jeanette: What'd you say?
Raelyn: I hadn't heard from you.
Jeanette: Good.
Raelyn: He do something to you?
Jeanette: Not to me.
Raelyn: Then when are you gonna talk to him?
Jeanette: You're taking Carson's side now?
Raelyn: He's a good guy. And honestly, I wouldn't mind having a man around right about now.
The Lesser of two evils is still evil. I will not help a killer.
Leo
Aw, take it easy. Bill's good people. It's not his fault he's a demon, right Bill?
Stan
Lim: What are you writing?
HR: I have accepted your explanation and report.
Lim: Thank you.
HR: But I don't believe it. You are going to keep seeing each other and I can't do anything to stop that, nor do I want to. But know this. Love doesn't conquer all and lust doesn't either, and like doesn't even begin to cover it.
Benson: I feel bad for you, Velasco.
Velasco: Bad for me? Why?
Benson: You are 180 pounds of water in the body of a man. Whatever anyone wants you to be, you become.