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Michael: (Carefully opens the birthday gift box from Fiona) It's a bayonet.
Fiona: Used during the first world war for close fighting.
Michael: Fi, thanks.
Fiona: Well, someone once told me that caring for you is like trench warfare. (Michael casts a narrow glance at the kitchen where his mother is) So I thought you should arm yourself.