Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Addison Shepherd Quotes
ADDISON: "So, have you made a decision yet, Dr. Stevens?"
IZZIE: [pauses] "What decision..."
ADDISON: "Whether or not you're going to hate me. You're Meredith's friend, and I'm the wicked witch who came in and ruined her life and cheated on Doctor... what is it that you guys call him?"
IZZIE: [gulps] "McDreamy."
ADDISON: "Wow, he must find that embarrassing."
IZZIE: [pauses] "Yeah I think he does."
ADDISON: "Well, you show great potential in my specialty, and since I'm going to be sticking around for awhile, I have a lot to teach if you want to learn. So when you decide how important it is for you to hate me... let me know."
DEREK: [answers phone] "Hello? Hi. Yeah, yeah." [to Addison] "It's about Doc. No, I'm here... I can pick him up this morning. Sure, I-"
ADDISON: [grabs phone] "Hi, Dr. Dandrige? Listen, we're gonna have to call you back becasue we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here." [hangs up]
MEREDITH: [silence]
[to Pete] "It's just, where I come from elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac, you know? People get on them and they just get all horny."
DEREK: "I wanna go in there."
ADDISON: "No."
DEREK: "There’s a risk of brain damage. I need to go in there."
ADDISON: "Derek, you can’t. Not for Meredith, not for anybody. You’re in no shape."
ADDISON: "Thanks."
DEREK: [laughs] "Your thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?"
ADDISON: "I didn't know what else to say."
GEORGE: "Noelle was born with two uteruses. Uteri."
ADDISON: "Uteruses."
GEORGE: "Uteruses."
MARK: "We're good together."
ADDISON: "We aren't. You need to go home."
MARK: "Come back with me."
ADDISON: "You're insane. You're not going back... I'm not going back to New York."
MARK: "Because it was just about the sex."
ADDISON: [slaps him as they almost kiss] "Oh! Um... okay. Wel... goodbye."
MARK: "Bye."
MIRANDA: "Dr. Shepherd? Where exactly is my husband?"
ADDISON: "He’s with my husband."
ADDISON: "They are a happy couple. Look at them. They love each other. They should have everything. Happy people should have happy things happen to them... I better go tell them."
CALLIE: "Wait. The moment you tell them, they won't be happy anymore.. Give them a few more minutes. Let them be happy. A few more minutes."
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev-"
ALEX: "Sorry. I don't do vagina. Not as a doctor anyway."
ADDISON: "Oh, back talk, that buys you a case."
(to Miranda) Okay, in L.A., people say things, but in Seattle, there's this strange culture of wordlessness, where in I am supposed to guess what one is feeling by the slight raise of an eyebrow or the beginnings of a frown. Any chance you want to tell me what's going on with you, Miranda?
MARK: "What the hell is this, Karev? Vanilla? Are you trying to poison me, or are you just trying to make my day a little bit worse?"
ADDISON: "Mark!"
ALEX: "Coffee cart must have screwed up."
MARK: "No, if you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics. Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad where life is all squishy and pink."
ADDISON: "Squishy and pink though it may be, I have an amazing surgery today Karev, if you want in."
