Grey's Anatomy
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"There you are. I just stopped by to see how Lisa and the baby are doing."
PETE
PETE: "What’s wrong with flirting?"
ADDISON: "What’s wrong with it? What’s wrong? What’s wrong is that I don’t have time for it. I am out of time. I missed my chance. And now I have two eggs left, I might as well have no eggs left. I am egg-less. Naomi says she’s dried up? I’m the one who's dried up. I’m all barren and dried up. And I’m clearly wasting my time on men. I mean I might as well take up a hobby. Like needlepoint or collecting those ceramic dolls because that’s what dried up women do – they do needlepoint. They don’t waste there time flirting with men who clearly just want to get laid. They don’t waste their time telling overly personal information about their eggs to total strangers. Oh my God. I'm sorry."
ADDISON: "What was that for?"
PETE: "To remind you that you’re not dried up. If you need me to remind you again... lemme know."
ADDISON: "Okay."
DEREK: "Meredith, I am so sorry. Addison. What are you doing here?"
ADDISON: "Well you'd know if you'd bothered to return any one of my phone calls."
MEREDITH: [confused]
ADDISON: "Hi, I'm Addison Shepherd."
MEREDITH: "Shepherd?"
ADDISON: "And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband."
MEREDITH: [silence]
ADDISON: "Why did you bring a trout into the trailer?"
DEREK: "This is dinner!"
ADDISON: "I hate this freaking trailer!"
DEREK: "Fine then. No trout for you."
ADDISON: [broods silently]
DEREK: "Okay, I'll cook the trout outside the trailer."
ADDISON: "I still hate the freaking trailer."
ADDISON: "Are you sad? Depressed? What? It's Christmas, Derek. We love Christmas. Or at least we used to."
DEREK: [pauses] "I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you."
DEREK: "I was indifferent."
ADDISON: "What?"
DEREK: "You know, in New York. Before Mark. I was indifferent towards you."
[pause]
ADDISON: "Yes."
DEREK: "I was absent."
[pause]
ADDISON: "Yes."
DEREK: "I'm partly to blame, for our marriage."
[pause]
ADDISON: "Yes."
DEREK: "I'm sorry... and I'm working on it."
ADDISON: "Okay."
PRESTON: "Dr. Shepherd."
DEREK: "Dr. Burke. Hey. We’ve known each other for a while."
PRESTON: "Yes."
DEREK: "We’ve done several successful surgeries together."
PRESTON: "Yes."
DEREK: "Your girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend's best friend."
PRESTON: "Yes."
DEREK: "So, why don’t we call each other by our first names?"
PRESTON: “I don’t think so."
[Later]
ADDISON: "Hey, Preston."
PRESTON: "Good to see you, Addison!"
DEREK: "She gets to call you by your first name and I don't?"
PRESTON: "I like her."
DEREK: "You don't like me?"
PRESTON: "No."
[Addison hands Meredith hot chocolate]
DEREK: "Juju?"
ADDISON: "Yup."
DEREK: "You just juju'ed Meredith."
ADDISON: "Yes I did. In the spirit of friendship."
DEREK: "Huh."
ADDISON: "What, are we not being friends with Meredith anymore?"
DEREK: "No, no, we are. Meredith and I are friends."
ADDISON: "And you and I are married, so by proxy, Meredith and I are friends."
DEREK: [pauses] "That’s very big of you."
ADDISON: "Yeah."
DEREK: [laughs] "You don’t have to do that. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be friends with, say, Mark."
ADDISON: "Well, neither am I. Now finish your juju before somebody else dies."
RICHARD: "Punching out people on my surgical floor. My head of neurosurgery is punching out people on my surgical floor."
ADDISON: "Put some ice on your hand."
DEREK: "My hand is fine."
RICHARD: "Put the damn ice on your two million dollar a year hand. Now someone tell me what the hell happened."
ADDISON: [pauses] "That was Mark."
RICHARD: "Who’s Mark?"
ADDISON: "He and Derek used to work together back in New York. And they... we... we were all close friends. Until Derek found us in bed together."
RICHARD: "Did you put your weight behind it?"
DEREK: "Yes sir."
RICHARD: [pauses] "Well, alright then."
"Ah, what have we here? A gathering of men outside a delivery room. How mid-century of you."
ADDISON: "You work with your ex-husband in a shrine for your ex-husband."
NAOMI: "It’s actually a good book. And we're friends. And we stayed friends after we divorced. It’s very healthy. We're healthy."
ADDISON: "What happened between you and Sam?"
NAOMI: "Addison, you and I were close in med school, but it was a long time ago."
ADDISON: "Oh, Naomi. Come on. You can’t stay mad at me forever. I know you."
