(to Tony) I feel like I'm someone you've chosen to procreate with.

Carmela

[A.J.] stole from the church. They don't make them any lower than that.

Carmela

You'd hit somebody who's sick? You'd hit somebody with polio?

Carmela

Livia: (on Tony) Did he cheat on you again?
Carmela: I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. Right away you think I have some other agenda that I have to talk to you about. Don't flatter yourself.

Livia: Who is it? I'm sleeping.
Carmela: It's Carmela.
Livia: Oh, come on in.

The Sopranos Quotes

(to Mahaffey) That's a shame. A medication comes along after your gambling gets your fucking hip busted to shit.

Big Pussy

Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Tony: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my face.