I'd rather have a job kissing Kim Kardashian's ass than ever work with you again.

How is nearly having a stroke okay?

Naomi [reacting to Navid & Liam's fistfight]: Oh my God...did that really just happen?
Adrianna: I know. Love really screws people up, doesn't it?

The only thing wrong with that girl is that she's not you.

I have this great guy who can literally gloss over anything. Like when I practically killed Silver, I am so sorry for that by the way.

Silver: I conquer this fear, I conquer all fears, right?
Adrianna: Totally, unless you die tragically.
Silver: What?!?!
Adrianna: Im kidding!

I don't really have a gameplan because if I think too hard about what we're doing I'll feel really bad about it.

Adrianna: You hired a bunch of sexy girls to perform at the Playboy Mansion?
Navid: That's like bringing sand to the beach.

I will do whatever it takes to get out of your contract and our of your life.

I hate being told what to do. Especially by his big round baby face!

He gets to make money while I slave away for a year at country fairs and amusement parks on a janky bus that smells like cheesepuffs, weed, and funk.

I need something to wear in court that doesn't say sex criminal.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid