Silver is always going to be this way. She's mentally ill.

Silver [after reconciling with Adrianna]: How do we make it better?
Adrianna: Break up with him.

Navid [after signing release]: I just want you to be happy.
Adrianna: It's a little too late for that.

Adrianna: There is something you can do to help me.
Silver: What's that?
Adrianna: You can help me find the cheating whore who's ruining my life.

You may be having lunch with the next Lauren Conrad.

You know what would make me happy? Getting revenge on the skank he cheated with.

I'll sing. I'll dance. I'll do whatever it takes.

Wow, my gaydar was so broken!

On my God! Ashton Kutcher is no longer following me on Twitter.

I just had the most horrible nightmare ever. I was at the Grammys and I was wearing the same dress as Miley Cyrus. I'm literally shaking.

There is no we, Victor. There is me and there is you who works for me.

All my success would mean nothing without you.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.