Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAgent Phil Coulson Quotes
What if I told you this whole world wasn't real?
Coulson [to May]
Mack, I get it. These wounds don't heal overnight. But for reasons I can't explain, I trust this woman. Maybe you should too.
Coulson [to Mack, on May]
I could have changed my life that day, but it seemed like too much responsibility. I didn't want to shoulder it.
If history's taught me anything, it's that good intentions don't come to anything unless there's a steady hand to guide them.
What is it about that guy? Every time I see him, I get this weird itch. Like hives?
Coulson [to Simmons, about Ward]
Simmons: You're not crazy!
Coulson: I live alone and make my own soap.
Simmons: It's quaint. Hipster, even!
Coulson: Got to say, the whole Rebel Alliance aesthetic is really working for me.
Mace: I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
There were so many untruths about Inhumans out there that some people saw them as these magical, heroic creatures, like unicorns. It was terrifying.
As far as I'm concerned, you're just another redshirt, like so many others who tried to stop me from saving the world. So, cool original story, bro. But this means nothing to me.
Coulson [to Ivanov]
You did it. You jinxed us. You literally willed this into existence.
Coulson [to May]
This is why I don't have Facebook.
It is for the protection of your cats. I assure you.
Coulson [in Russian]
