Popular Aidan Quotes
Aidan: No. I can't. Vampires don't drink werewolves.
Josh: Why?
Aidan: I don't know, because of the smell? I always just took the smell as a warning. Either way it's something we just don't ever do. Ever.
Josh: If this is one of those vampire Jim Crow laws, you need to get over it. You need blood and I have blood and Zoe is not an option.
Aidan: What next stage? You already slept with her.
Josh: That wasn't me. Stu stole my penis.
Aidan: I'm free.
Josh: What?
Aidan: I'm free. From all of it.
Josh: Then isn't this great news? Shouldn't you be like in a field somewhere in white linen rolling around in daisies?
Good. I'll meet you there. Just as soon as I kill mother. Too many people have suffered. She's gotta go.
Aidan: So. Reanimated corpse?
Josh: Yeah. But, let's be honest. You are also kind of a reanimated corpse. Technically speaking.
Aidan: Oh wow. I just can't get over the fact that I can touch you.
Sally: You're not as cold as I thought you would be.
Aidan: Okay. That's weird.
Sally: Their drinks come in bowls.
Aidan: Yep.
Sally: Best place ever.
My way killed him. My way killed everyone.
Sally: You are not alone. But you're being a douche bag.
Aidan: Yeah, I get it.
Listen, it's not like it is in the movies. There is absolutely nothing glamorous about what I am.
Hey Erin, remember when you said Bob Dylan is good music for old people? Well I have a turn table in the basement if you want to check it out.
Tommy, I've only been at this a few weeks.
