Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Alex Karev Quotes
Cristina: How small are your balls?
Alex: Meredith didn't talk to me for weeks for messing up her life. The balls are pretty small.
Lexie: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Alex: As in...
Lexie: What are you doing... tonight.
Alex: Look, uh, I’m not a nice guy. I don’t date. I don’t call the next day. I’m not looking for a relationship cause I’m never good at 'em. And honestly I’m kinda hung up on somebody else. So... the only thing you’re ever going to get from me is sex... that’s it. And that’s never usually enough for girls like you.
[to Mer] "I heard you broke his penis. Nice!"
IZZIE: "What the hell are you doing here?"
ALEX: "Movin' in."
IZZIE: "What?!"
So whats its gonna be? Stevens gets her bones broken? Or Callie gets taken to the trailer park?
Alex: Dude, are you crying?
Arizona: I have authority issues. Walk away Karev!
Alex: Gonna try to get some sleep. I gotta be back to the hospital in six hours.
Izzie: Alex wait. I'm a mess. I'm a frickin' mess and I know that and, I ... you deserve better.
Alex: Stop it. If you don't want to be with me, if this is too much for you right now, it's okay. But you're gonna have to break up with me, because I'm not going anywhere. I can handle the mess. It's up to you.
I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it. I'm pissed off, all the time. So much so that I'm losing my mind. But you can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's nobody else for me to be pissed at. Except you.
Izzie: I care about you, and I'm not gonna go crazy, and I'm not gonna try to kill myself and I'm not gonna stop caring about you no matter how hard you push me away.
Alex: Shut up and get outta my room.
MARK: "What the hell is this, Karev? Vanilla? Are you trying to poison me, or are you just trying to make my day a little bit worse?"
ADDISON: "Mark!"
ALEX: "Coffee cart must have screwed up."
MARK: "No, if you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics. Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad where life is all squishy and pink."
ADDISON: "Squishy and pink though it may be, I have an amazing surgery today Karev, if you want in."
Cristina: Private lessons with the Chief. Man, those daddy issues are working for you.
Meredith: I don't have daddy issues. He's teaching me.
Karev: You're his bitch.
Meredith: Well, in that case you're Teddy's bitch.
Karev: Maybe that's my problem - I'm nobody's bitch.
Cristina: You're Izzie's bitch.
Karev: YOU'RE a bitch.
Meredith: Remember when the chief said only two of us would make it?
Alex and Meredith: I thought it would be me and Cristina.
