Favorite Alex Kerkovich Quotes
Dave: Alex and Dave, much like Dave's new haircut are keeping it cazsh.
Alex: Trust us the last thing we want is for things to get complicated like in It's Complicated, so we're just gonna go with it like in Just Go With It and be friends with benefits like in No Strings Attached.
Alex: Well as long as Dave doesn't bring someone from Degrassi junior high again, I'm sure we'll be alright.
Dave: Hey if Degrassi's on the field, play ball. Am I right? Sorry proud of the wordplay, not the message.
You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?
Usually rebranding doesn't work. Look at KFC. I'm sorry guys but you will always been Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.
Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
Honestly I haven't been too into music since Smashmouth left the game.
Hey guys! You all remember my super racist parrot Tyler.
It's too Shia LeBeouf-y!
I just wasn't ready to open that rabbit hole.
I'm Ellen. I feel like if I'm gonna be a lesbian I might as well go straight to the top!
Do you realize their Brangelina name is gonna be Derek?
You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.
