Favorite Alex Kerkovich Quotes
Alex: Hello Jane.
Jane: Hello Newman.
Alex: This is gonna be so much. I'm gonna get a penis shaped cake and a penis pinata.
Penny: It's a baby shower, not a bachelorette party.
Alex: Right right, ok what kind of penis stuff should I get?
Daphne: Seeing Jane married and pregnant has made you regret turning down the world's greatest guy.
Alex: John Krasinsky?
Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
It'll be like "Three's Company!" I'll be adorable Chrissie, Max can be hilarious and you can be Janet.
Dave's been playing a lot of guitar lately. Some would say too much. I would say too much.
This is nothing new, Jane has always been the president of everything. Student body, national honor society, our immediate family.
Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.
Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.
Oh no, do not lump me in with this bullcorn. Ghosts are real. Just like warlocks and doolas. I am on the fence about chupacabras, not saying they're real, not saying they're not. They're real.
Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.
If we put a man on the moon, I'm pretty sure we could put a chicos in the clouds.
