Ugly Betty

Alexis Meade Quotes

Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
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Alexis: I accidentally opened up a piece of Daniel's mail
Claire: Darling, given what we're dealing with I think Daniel is going to overlook that
Alexis: No he won't, it was a paternity test
Clarie: I don't understand
Alexis: Daniel isn't Daniel Jr's father... I am

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Alexis: What do I do?
Betty: I haven't told Daniel because i know your a good person Alexis. Right now you're the only person that can prove that
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Daniel: Are you crying?
Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now
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Alexis [whispers to Wilhelmina]: I'm not wearing a bra
Wilhelmina: power move
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Wilhelmina: Someone has to teach you how to be a woman again..
Alexis: It's so frustrating.. it's like I finally got the sports car I always wanted but I forgot how to drive the stick.. only in this case it's automatic
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Alexis [referring to the cheeseburger Daniel gave her]: Hey I'm not picky, up until yesterday i was eating out of a tube
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Hitman: ...because once you get off this elevator you'll never see me again
[Alexis is about to get off elevator and sees Daniel and Jordan kissing, gets back on]
Alexis: Okay, I don't see you again after the lobby
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Jordan: Hello Alex.
Alexis: Jordan.
Jordan: You look different. New haircut?
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Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
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