The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSPopular Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes
Amy: I'm Raggedy Ann and he's Raggedy C-3PO.
Sheldon: It was a compromise. I lost.
Not to mention, your acting career is going south like Sherman. Read about it in your book.
Amy: You have to be the weirdest couple I know.
Penny: Really? You can't think of anyone weirder?
Amy: I can, [whispers] but she's sitting right there.
Amy: I feel like I'm in high school again.
Bernadette: Yeah, doing the prom queen's homework, so she'll like us.
Amy: I know. It's finally working.
It's called "Fun with Flags." They're not at half-mast, nobody died. Let's try and keep it upbeat.
Amy: You'll have to forgive me. This is my first time directing. I just want it to be good.
Wil Wheaton: So, do I.
Amy: Great. So, this time let's try more real boy and less Pinocchio.
And action.
Wil Wheaton: And cut.
Wil Wheaton: You do realize I'm doing this for free, right?
Amy: Yes and so far we're still not getting our money's worth.
Sheldon: Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry they're really just hungry.
Amy: I'm not hungry!
Yikes, this guy is worse than Wil Wheaton.
Amy: At some point, they're bound to lock horns.
Penny: I'm assuming these are some kind of horns they bought at Comic-Con?
Amy: Well, Howard's never gonna go to space again, but Sheldon will always be a genius.
Bernadette: You're right. And, I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.
Amy: If and when?
Amy: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.
Sheldon: Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old bitty.
