Dixon: You freak out over hairless dogs.
Annie: Yeah, because they're gross. All that skin!

I just slept with my boyfriend's brother, in my brother's bed. This is so wrong, on so many levels.

Annie: Where's the underwear part?
Naomi: They're crotchless.

Naomi: If you show up with a raincoat and nothing underneath...
Annie: I'm not wearing a raincoat.
Naomi: Fine. Be a prude.

Annie: Are you living in your car?
Liam: The best thing about it is that you can change your view when it gets old.

Annie: Know what they do to rapists in less civilized societies? Snip. Snip.
Naomi: Sounds pretty civilized to me.

You sure they don't offer these hormones in Flintstones chewable?

The other day I got to toast a bagel for David Mamet. I love it here.

Deb: These are allergies.
Annie: And what are you allergic to, mom?
Deb: Senior year.

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