Favorite Annie Edison Quotes
You listen up, Pierce! I'm gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. 'You're not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can't do a basket toss to save your life.' But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that's just the way it goes
Is she a friend of Ellen?
Well guess what, handsome hobo. Your gravy train's leaving the station.
Annie: Shirley, you are a guilt machine
Pierce: And annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right Jew?
Annie: Say the whole word.
Pierce: Jewey?
Troy: You would never catch a Jehovah's Witness saying "jewey."
Pierce: It comes with the birthday cake you never got.
Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.
That was a game. This is paintball.
Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.
Britta: Everything is terrible.
Annie: Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
Britta: Guys go home and make socks with your name on it.
Annie: If a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern.
Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?
Shirley: I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley: Okay, we get it. You're young!
Pierce: What is a period fairy?
Annie: The fairy that gives you a dollar every time you get your period
Pierce: Does she still come?
