Favorite April Ludgate Quotes
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.
April: I love you.
Andy: Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!
Andy recently diagnosed himself with what he calls Shoeshine Head. It's when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers and napping on the floor.
Jerry: I was walking Lord Sheldon.
April: Ew, is that code for some kind of weird sex act?
Jerry: Lord Sheldon is my dog. My wife named him.
Jean-Ralphio: This party sucks. Let's get out of here.
April: It's my birthday party.
Jean-Ralphio: It is?
Jean-Ralphio: Sorry, boo.
"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"
Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
Donna: You'll never guess what I found on Jerry's Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.
April: I want to go to The Glitter Factory.
Leslie: Well, drop out of school and start doing meth.
God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in like 15 layers of irony?