A's been turning the screws so long one of us was bound to snap a string.

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

Aria: I'm not afraid of Ezra.
Jake: Maybe you should be.

Hanna: Shana has too many faces to trust. I've been keeping count and I'm running out fingers.
Aria: Well, I've got a finger you can use. It's not the nice kind.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer