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Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.

Mona

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

Aria: I mean nobody tells you anything when you want to know it only when they feel like telling it.
Hanna: And then they only tell you enough to make you crazy to know more.

Caleb will listen to him. Never underestimate the power of a good bromance.

Spencer

Aria: If I try to tell Mike that Mona isn't what he's looking for-
Emily: You won't be able to separate them with a crowbar.
Spencer: Colorful, Em. Graphic, but colorful.

Ok, Mona, we get it! You can freaking sing!

Hanna

Right now we're just as big and fat as she is.

Hanna

I'm sorry, do we seriously have to remind you that you were never actually kidnapped?

Spencer

When you ask the organ grinder a question, you don't really want to hear from the monkey.

Spencer

Spencer: Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she's on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it til you been there.

Alison: You're a little loud.
Spencer: You're a little crazy!

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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Was Mona here to poop or snoop?

Aria
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