Art Mullen Quotes
Next time you tell me you're not good at something, I'm gonna believe you.
Having you in this office is gonna give me a stroke.
Assume the position...NOW....Do you dumbass peckerwoods understand english??? On the ground hillbillies! NOW!
Winona: Art, please, you gotta help him.
Art: Sometimes you just can't help.
You can either accept protection or quit the Marshal Service. I'm not gonna tell you which I'd rather.
I thought at one point that maybe someday you and I'd be able to look back at all this and laugh, but shit, I don't think you're gonna live that long. You just go on and do what you do, and I'll just cleaning up after ya, and sooner or later this problem's gonna solve itself.
Kid: No spikes, no seeds, no helmet, no hitting.
Raylan: Nothing about no beating the shit out of a teenager though. I guess that'd be okay then.
Kid: Hey I'll call the cops.
Art: Kid we are the cops.
Art: You're dropping your shoulder.
Raylan: No I ain't.
Art: Maybe you're not. I never played any baseball.
Raylan: You think he was telling the truth?
Art: Well he's a bank robber Raylan, why would he lie to me?
If you run, I'm gonna put a bullet in that tank. You remember the end of Jaws?
I think a threat against a federal office would be a little more specific. Something more along the lines of, if you disrespect Miss Crowder again I'll beat the ever loving shit out of ya.
Tom Bergen: Art I've been in Harlan 18 years. People still look at me like I'm some kinda yankee come down to burn their crops. But this guy...
Raylan: I know my people.
Art: You're like the hillbilly whisperer. We oughta put you on Oprah.
