I know how to handle the hillbilly.

Wynn

I've learned to think without arguing with myself.

Boyd

Either we’re together, or we’re not. Either I’m part of what you’re doing, or I’m not.

Ava

Peacock?

Ty
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Son, are you real smart or real stupid?

Raylan

Only the truth will set you free.

Raylan

So, that is your daughter. I thought it was a random Internet baby.

Tim

When I hit you it comes hard, it comes fast, like a Choo Choo train.

Choo Choo

Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.

Raylan

Raylan: Dewey once told me he worked at Disney World as Goofy skiing in a water show.
Tim: Well sometimes people peak too early.

Tim: 1,000 feet?
Raylan: I'm pretty sure that's just a figure of speech.

Forgive me if I ain't the run of the mill tater tot whose eyes go all pin-wheel at a briefcase full of stolen money.

Raylan

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Bourbon is easy to understand. Tastes like a warm summer day.

Raylan