How brave are you, Jack?

Jack: Is she even his type?
Ashley: She's a woman.

Conrad: You are deceptively brilliant.
Ashley: I learned from the best.
Conrad: You meant Victoria, didn't you?
Ashley: Yeah.

Conrad: Our very own 'Joe the Plumber,' if you will.
Jack: You want me to convince the poor guy to vote for the rich guy?
Ashley: In the most reductive terms, yes.

Ashley: Victoria, do you mind? We're actually in the middle of things.
Victoria: And fully clothed! How refreshing!

Victoria: Don't you know that politicians tend to keep their concubines in the closet?
Ashley: Spoken like a woman that no one's sleeping with.

Please don't say you're sorry. You so clearly are not.

I'm going to go to the loo and drown myself in it.

All I've got to show for my summer with the Graysons is a gun wielding, psychotic boyfriend who made out with you.

You kiss a billionaire once you make 200 grand. I've been kissing Victoria's ass all summer and I'm lucky she lets me call her by her first name.

I have to run errands for little Mary suicide.

Daniel: Oh the walk of shame.
Ashley: More like a bloody knuckle crawl.

Revenge Quotes

My father once wrote, always question where your loyalty lies. The people you trust will expect it, your greatest enemies will desire it and those you treasure the most will without fail, abuse it.

Emily Thorne

Upon embarking upon a path of revenge, Confucius warns that one should dig two graves. Confucius was right. The second of the two graves was meant for me. I was only saved by my father's infinite love. I know now that revenge only brings darkness. I couldn't see the light until I considered my father's advice to try and forgive. It's not easy but my father once said that nothing worth doing ever is. Well, with one exception.