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Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.

Oh, that’s nice Rachel, we’re gone a week and your Dad switches sides again.

Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.

Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?

Monroe: What? You've got something to say? Say it.
Rachel: I have to help you find your son after you killed mine.

Well, congratulations, you've made to Mexico now go enjoy the Mexican Dream.

You brought my kid down here Miles? This is nice. What’d you do, buy him a handjob and an eight ball?

I’m Batman.

Monroe: I did the best I could.
Miles: Well, your best sucks.

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