Rachel: How can you be so sure?
Miles: I'm trying something new: prayer.

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Yeah, you're a real Meryl Streep.


You had me at mustard gas.


Charlie: Are you joking? After all the times you've screwed us over.
Miles: She's got a great point.

Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.

Oh, that’s nice Rachel, we’re gone a week and your Dad switches sides again.


And what part of desperate don’t you understand?


Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.


You're a dick.


Who’d have thought that between the two of us you’re the crazy one.


Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?

Gene: How did you know I was here?
Charlie: Because you’re exactly like Mom! Neither of you will listen!

Revolution Quotes

80 million dollars in the bank and I would trade it all, right now, for a roll of Charmin.


Tom: To tell you the truth, when General Monroe finds out, he's gonna be irate and he might even have my head.
Danny: Let's hope.