The Big Bang Theory

Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBS

Bernadette Quotes

Season 5, Episode 24: "The Countdown Reflection"

Bernadette: I love that man.
Raj: Me too.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Bernadette's father: Here ya go.
Bernadette: Here ya go? What am I? A football?
Bernadette's father: Like that guy could catch a football.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'll do it provided I can perform the service in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5, Episode 22: "The Stag Convergence"

Bernadette: You lied to me. You said you told me about all the girls you've been with, but you never mentioned your cousin, the prostitute or Raj!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj: You know, we're not that far from my apartment. If you stop the car, I could walk from here.
Bernadette: You ain't goin' anywhere, Threeway.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: I've actually been thinking I'm going to hyphenate: Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski-Wolowitz.
Penny: Nice. You know, you should totally get Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowksi-Wolowitz.com before someone snaps it up.
Bernadette: Howard already took are of it. Plus he set up our beautiful wedding website with cute little facts about our family histories. Do you know for a while, in Poland, my family and his family were neighbors.
Penny: Aww, that's cool.
Amy: No, it's not. I'll explain it to you later.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5, Episode 21: "The Hawking Excitation"

Bernadette: Sheldon doesn't know when he's being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Bernadette: You're being mean to him.
Howard: He's mean to me all the time. You've heard him tease me about not having a doctorate.
Bernadette: If you don't want to get teased about that, get a doctorate. I have one; they're great.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 5, Episode 20: "The Transporter Malfunction"