The Big Bang Theory

Bernadette Quotes (Page 2)

Bernadette: We can't all be Cinderella.
Amy: Then, how do we decide?
Bernadette: Well, it's simple. This was my idea. I'm driving. I'm Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that we can stop the car right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: No, here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.
Howard: [pondering]
Bernadette: Oh, my God! Are you actually thinking about it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Bernadette: $5,000 for a couple dolls. Are you out of your mind?
 • Rating: Unrated

Bernadette: Well, what if Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer.
Amy: Yeah?
Bernadette: Then by the transitive property of picking things up Hulk picked up the hammer.
Amy: No. Hulk picked up Thor. Thor picked up the hammer.
Penny: Okay, hang on. If I go to a bar and pick up a guy and he picks up a girl and then we all leave together. Did I pick up the girl?
Amy: Did that ever happen?
Penny: Hey, are we talking about me or are we talking about Thor?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in. Hello, Boys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: When did Howard learn to sew?
Bernadette: When he was a little boy, every couple months, he'd have to let his mother's pants out.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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