Popular Blair Waldorf Quotes
[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.
I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.
Blair: You don't sound like yourself.
Georgina: That's because I'm not.
Blair: I don't think Jesus would like that.
Georgina: You can tell Jesus the bitch is back.
Chuck: There's a difference between a great love and the right love. I left the Empire State Building last year after two minutes when you didn't show. Louis waited all night. This is your chance at happiness. You think you shouldn't want it 'cause you've never had it and it scares you. But you deserve your fairytale.
Blair: We make our own fairytales.
Chuck: Only when we have to.
(to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
Who are you? House? I'm sure Dr. Van der Woodson knows what he's doing.
Lady Godiva, my only friend.
Serena: Wow. And I thought college was going to be different from high school.
Blair: Who'd want that?
Just because you two are making a doomed attempt at being friends doesn't mean I have to play the enabler.
Rats go underground. Not Waldorfs.