Blair Waldorf Quotes
Season 3, Episode 22: "Last Tango, Then Paris"
Blair: Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: First of all, S., you didn't go to school this year and you haven't had a real job in months, so life is kind of like summer for you.
• Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Season 3, Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Blair: Like every great general, I have contingency plans.• Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Is this about Lily?
Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.
Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old.
• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Blair: Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.
• Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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