Glee

Brittany Quotes

Brittany: "And finally, all hair gel has been banned from the prom."
Blaine: [laughing] "Right."
Brittany: "I'm actually not joking. Hair gel wasn't invented until 30 million years after the Paleolithic Stone Age. And frankly, I don't like the way you look. Therefore, anyone who shows up to the prom wearing hair gel will be turned away at the door."
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Brittany: "It's clear that the three of you are incompetent fools, possibly even some sort of terrorist cell. So, as president, I'm gonna decide what the prom theme is going to be this year. And I think that it should be...dinosaurs."
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Brittany: Joe is really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.
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Brittany: Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.
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Brittany [on a bull's testicle]: It tastes just like a chicken testicle.
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Brittany: I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.
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Brittany: I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.
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Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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