Glee

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The armrests are the sweetest meat.

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.

They said I have the most gifted mind in a generation.

My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid. And after a while I started to believe it. And it wasn't until I walked in this room and I joined this club, that I really started believing in myself. And as soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, the whole world did too. And I'm really gonna miss you guys. Cause you guys are like my family.

Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.

Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you're shorter than a lawn gnome. Joe, you look like a Yucatan spider monkey. Tina is...you're just Tina.

I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that's bullying and I won't tolerate that.

Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores, you're a genius.

I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.

Please be songs about sweaters.

[to Santana] I think you need to be somewhere that's as big and as hot as you are. It's okay to follow your dreams.

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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

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