You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.

I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.

I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Who is that guy?

Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]

You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn