Angela: You could be my lovely assistant...
Cam: If I wasn't your boss.

[to Hodgins] Slow down, Da Vinci Code.

Today, Pellant wins.

You are the only person in the office allowed to be raggedly honest, because I know I can't stop you.

Cam [to Brennan]

Hodgins: What kind of lunatic wants a wild animal as a pet?
Camille: I think "lunatic" pretty much describes who we're talking about.

Cam: Are you suggesting cause of death is stupidity?
Abernathy: Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

Arastoo: I'm sorry. I know you want to keep this a secret.
Cam: Oh, Arastoo, I don't want to keep this a secret at all.

Hodgins: After much effort and expertise, I found -- calcium sulfate and flecks of grade 3003 H14 Aluminum.
Wendell: How are either of those in any way cooler than discovering a saw, hm?
Cam: I'll let Dr. Brennan know that we are looking for a saw which can cut through metal. And you don't have to fight, you both did well. (to herself as she leaves the room) I run a kindergarden.

Fisher: I don't do jokes. I do raw, unfiltered honesty.
Cam: Let me hear some raw, unfiltered honesty, then.
Fisher: I am incapable of truly loving another human being. For that reason, I will never sire an heir.

If they lied about the murder of a president, they can lie about anything.

Michelle: I'm scared. Is that weird? I mean, it's just sex, right? It's all over the TV and everywhere.
Cam: Whoa, there's no such thing as 'just sex', Michelle. Every time you give a bit of yourself to the person you're with. So it's okay to wait as long as you want.
Michelle: I don't want to lose Perry.
Cam: If Perry doesn't understand how you feel, he doesn't deserve you.

Brennan: Bone graft. It looks like a repair to a screw hole.
Cam: Huh. I count three metal plates.
Brennan: Indicating multiple corrective surgeries.
Cam: Which could help us positively identify these remains.
Brennan: Mr. White told us to regard identification as a zero priority.
Cam: I'm not as good as you are at doing as I'm told.
Brennan: Thank you!

Bones Quotes

You're looking at her fruits?

Booth[to Sweets]

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones