Bones

Bones Quotes

Season 8 Episode 24: "The Secret in the Siege"

Booth: I thought you'd want some weird tribal wedding where I'd have to pay for you in giraffes.
Brennan: No, no one offers giraffes. The archaic Catholic wedding ritual is important to you, and even as an Atheist, I can see the beauty in it. Plus, I speak Latin.
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Brennan: It's clearly irrational, but I feel I could never find a better man to spend my life with. And I'm...
Angela: Happy.
Brennan: And I thought that should be recorded for the world.
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Brennan: I want to marry you. Will you marry me, Booth?
Booth: Are you serious?
Brennan: Yes. I've been afraid, I've been stubborn, and I've been in love. And marriage would make you so happy.
Booth: You're sure? You're not just saying this because of Pelant and everything that's going on here?
Brennan: Positive. All of this just made me see things more clearly. I love you. I want you to be my husband. I want to...I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Say something.
Booth: Yes. Of course. Yes.
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Brennan: [to Booth] I want you to be happy. That's all I want.
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Bones: You are not allowed to die. Do you understand?
Booth: Yeah, I understand.
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Booth: [to Bones] We're smarter than he is. Well, you're smarter. You're the smartest person in the world. Ever. I mean, since the beginning of time.
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Angela: Hey, we're gonna get him, Hodgins. You know that we will.
Hodgins: I should've killed him when I had the chance.
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Booth: I hate dealing with hit men.
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Season 8 Episode 23: "The Pathos in the Pathogens"

Booth: That guy has no idea how lucky I really am. I mean, really luck.
Brennan: Aw, I love you, too.
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Cam: His name is Arastoo Vaziri. And he is a good man. A generous man. And I love him.
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Dr. Jacobs: We shouldn't do this. We're technically still on lockdown!
Brennan: Well, if we don't he's just going to shoot out the lock!
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Brennan: I understand that when someone is blindly subservient to institutional authority, their judgment is frequently compromised.
Dr. Jacobs: That was an eloquent insult.
Brennan: I thought so.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: You could be my lovely assistant...
Cam: If I wasn't your boss.
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Angela: So why did we pay 8 zillion dollars for the software when we have you?
Brennan: Under normal circumstances, it allows me to take a longer lunch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 22: "The Party in the Pants"

Bones: [to Booth] You are not your father.
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Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.
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Bones: Based on your robust frame, muscular build, and symmetrical features, you could make a good income as an exotic dancer
Wendell: Well, then I wasted a bunch of money on grad school.
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Angela: [to Hodgins] You know, if I had any non-crime related cash right now, I would be stuffing it down those pants of yours.
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Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.
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Cam: Either rats ate the rest of his underwear or I'd say our victim was a stripper.
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