Booth: New rule, serial killers don't get cool or frightening nicknames.
Cam: No matter how terrifying they are.

Okay, I'm nodding here and just pretending like I have some idea what you're talking about.

Angela

This is creepy to the power of ten.

Hodgins

I would have thought that someone who's convinced that alien beings built Stonehenge would be a little more open to the paranormal.

Daisy

You know what the nuns in Catholic school say causes blindness.

Aubrey

Angela: By old physical therapist you mean the hot 26-year-old?
Hodgins: Wait, was she hot? I didn't notice.
Angela: That's why you were always showing her how strong your core was getting?

I don't need to hear him tell me that I was right. It's enough to know that he knows that I was right.

Brennan

Let's risk the lives of both of our children's parents so you can feel manly and virile and young.

Brennan

Man, Clark would seem a lot less guilty if he would just cooperate.

Hodgins

Henry could hurt himself inside a padded box. That's why he needed me to keep him safe.

Declan

Marcus: Dr. Brennan. It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
Brennan: Oh. I imagine it is.

Whoa. It looks like REI set up a torture chamber in here!

Wendell

Bones Quotes

Wendell: Couth, who says couth?
Hodgins: I do.

Booth: Did you know that giraffes can weigh up to two tons?
Bones: Yes. Everyone knows that.
Booth: And they sleep less than two hours a day.
Bones: That I did not know.
Booth: Yes! Pinky stumps The Brain!

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones