Homeland
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I was scared, Kevin, scared that when I caught him, it would be over. He would leave me. But, I needed to see, to know. So, I got out of my car, walked over to the room, and I took a peek. There was Neil, buck naked, and some woman. She had her shirt on. That was it. She was taking a shit on him, Kevin. A shit. I was married to that asshole for 17 years and never once did he ask me shit on him. Laurie ever tell you about that? She was my shrink for a long time. I always whether that doctor/patient confidentiality thing was bullshit.
Patti
Nora: Is she asleep?
Jill: Yeah. I couldn't find the box that had the books in it so I made up a story.
Nora: Did it have a happy ending?
Jill: What kid of a suck fuck do you think I am?
Let's face it Kevin. There are people who try to commit suicide for attention and then there are people who really wanna f*ckin' die. Like me and you.
Patti
Carrie: You're a runner now, huh?
Saul: Yeah.
Carrie: Since when?
Saul: Since Mira filed for divorce.
Carrie: Since when is engaging in religious and political debate online a punishable offense?
Conlin: When its intent is to motivate people to attack the United States.
What if he's just honestly opposed to U.S. foreign policy in Muslim countries like I am more and more?
Carrie: The hardest time, when you can't go on one more second, that's when you have to keep trying, because that's when breakthroughs happen!
Quinn: Fucking moto shit!
Carrie: Getting answers from people who'd rather not say, that's something I'm good at.
Reda: He's off limits... We have a court order. Tell me you heard me?
Carrie: Yeah, I heard you.
Carrie: It's not nice to snoop.
Franny: But who's down there?
Carrie: I told you. Peter Quinn.
Carrie: The FBI is saying it's material support for a foreign terrorist organization.
Sekou: It's what?
Reda: You're taking five thousand dollars in cash to the Islamic State in Nigeria, that's what they're claiming.
Carrie: You think I'm advising the next president of the United States?
Saul: I think her entire national security platform came right out of that head of yours.
You worry about the fate of the world, I've got more important things to do.
