Cary: Now what?
Alicia: I have no idea.

They're just handing out partnerships like Popsicles.

Alicia: Well, why did she kiss you yesterday?
Cary: She's a comedian.

Dad. No. No. A few years ago I'd jump at the chance to impress you, but no longer.

I want to be clear that we did not have sex in your office.

Dana: I am not a lesbian.
Cary: I know a lot of people who weren't anything until they met Kalinda.

Cary: I don't even think you have a new job. You're just like one of those mom's who lies about being pregnant.
Dana: That happens a lot in your experience?

He doesn't seem to care that Alicia and I aren't on the best of terms. Read into that what you will.

Cary: Thirty year old Sean Briglio, found in a room 606 at the St. Martin Hotel. Handcuffed, ball gag in his mouth and his penis severed from his body. Yes, its making me wince even just talking about it. The severed member was found in the ice bucket.
Kalinda: You're kidding.
Cary: Yes, on ice with the champagne. There's probably a joke to be made about shrinkage, but I won't go there.
Kalinda: I think you just did.

Don't tell her you slept with Peter before you put in a good word for me. OK?

Yeah, that's a hard one. By the way I slept with your husband. Sorry is that too blunt?

Kalinda: Your office is... small.
Cary: Yes. Small, but pure.
Kalinda: So, in the third year, do you get a window?

Good Wife Quotes

Reese Dipple's the reason you're not at the firm. You sway Peter on this bill and Dipple will sprinkle rose petals as you step off the elevator.


It's hard to be on this side.