Cece Meyers Quotes
The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.
I used to just think if I was proposed to I would notice it was happening.
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.
Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?
Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.
Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.
CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".
CeCe: Make sure you use protection.
Schmidt: CeCe, she's a foreigner. What do you think I am? An idiot?
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.