Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Cheryl Quotes
Malory: For god's sake woman, where is your pride?
Cheryl: In my work.
Malory: That made be the funniest thing you've ever said.
Pam: I for one an going to watch Hooper until my fingers bleed.
Cheryl: Just tape them up.
Cheryl: It tastes worse than it smells!
Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that, i'd have eight nickels!
My great-grandfather was nuts for skating. That and the Klan.
Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?
Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.
Lana: Someone is trying to frame Malory for assassinating the prime minister of Italy.
Cheryl: Ooh I bet it's that wicked king.
Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.
It has to be your place. Mine totally reeks of ocelot piss.
Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.
Clean the secretly gay for Lucas Troy out of your ears.
Archer: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cheryl: Just once would be nice.
Archer: Uh, no.
