Christina: Back in Scotland I have a husband
Amanda: Oh, you just got 10% more interesting
Christina: He's an insurance auditor
Amanda: Okay, 5%
Christina: Believe me, it's less

[referring to Christina finding the love dungeon]
Amanda: and now my special place is ruined
Christina: Oh please, your special place was ruined years ago

Marc: But just so you know, I'll be bringing my own hag.
[Marc sees Christina]
Marc: or should I say haggis. Polish off your best kilt, C, we're going to a party!
Christina: Oh, sod off.
Marc: We're still finding our rhythm.

Betty [referring to Henry and Charlie]: How could he leave with her?
Christina: Maybe that twit pepper scrambled his brains

Betty: I know you believe in all this chivalry stuff, but you don't have to defend my honor
Henry: Yes, I do. Don't forget your crown
[Henry places crown on Betty's head]
Christina: Romantic little banger isn't he?

[Christina comes back with two shots...]
Christina: She needs the money for her father
[after seeing the look she's given, Christina does both shots]
Christina: Oh look at that, we're all out of drinks

Alright Betty, the sooner you tackle that horsey, the sooner I can tackle something in a codpiece.

Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet?
Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.

Betty: Are you wearing my leggings?
Amanda: It's cute right? And the other leg makes a matching scarf
Christina: I have to say, I don't hate it

Betty, you're addicted! If he was crack you would sell your nephew for a bag of him

[Betty and Christina walk by Amanda dressed for the club]
Amanda: Oh look, its Scary Bradshaw and a side of potatoes
Christina: Guess what Amanda, Betty wears the same size shoe as you

Betty: Am I dressed right for the club?
Christina: Yes if you're auditing them

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.