Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty

Wednesdays 8:00 AM on ABC

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Christina McKinney Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2, Episode 3: "Betty's Wait Problem"
Christina: Is this real? Am I pinning an endangered species here?
Wilhelmina: If you really want to feel bad I have a hat made of bald eagle
 • Rating: Unrated
Betty: Oh yay the sandwich guy!! I got too excited didn't I?
Christina: Yeah
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "Family/Affair"
Christina [referring to Wilhelmina's closet]: Ten bucks says there's a coat in there made of dalmatian puppies
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "How Betty Got Her Grieve Back"
Christina [talking to herself in mirror]: Hello Mrs Matt Damon
Betty: Are you doing the Matt Damon thing again?
Christina: I'll give you a Bourne ultimatum
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 23: "East Side Story"
[after Christina open's Fey's safe]
Amanda: Ooh what's in there? I want money and jewelry.
Christina: It looks like her diary
Amanda: Eww, reading. What else is there?
 • Rating: Unrated
Christina: Back in Scotland I have a husband
Amanda: Oh, you just got 10% more interesting
Christina: He's an insurance auditor
Amanda: Okay, 5%
Christina: Believe me, it's less

 • Rating: Unrated
[referring to Christina finding the love dungeon]
Amanda: and now my special place is ruined
Christina: Oh please, your special place was ruined years ago
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 22: "A Tree Grows in Guadalajara"
Marc: But just so you know, I'll be bringing my own hag.
[Marc sees Christina]
Marc: or should I say haggis. Polish off your best kilt, C, we're going to a party!
Christina: Oh, sod off.
Marc: We're still finding our rhythm.

 • Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 21: "Secretaries' Day"
Betty [referring to Henry and Charlie]: How could he leave with her?
Christina: Maybe that twit pepper scrambled his brains
 • Rating: Unrated
Betty: I know you believe in all this chivalry stuff, but you don't have to defend my honor
Henry: Yes, I do. Don't forget your crown
[Henry places crown on Betty's head]
Christina: Romantic little banger isn't he?
 • Rating: Unrated

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