Popular Chuck Bartowski Quotes
Casey [hands Chuck a red rose]: Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?
Chuck: Oh, of course. Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines... her mother's Communist affiliations?
Casey: No, idiot. It's so you can get laid
Chuck: We're on our second date and I'm already lying to her.
Casey: Relax, it's LA, everyone lies while dating
Casey: How was the date?
Chuck: Is it just me, or does our government want me never to have sex again?
Bryce: Hello, Chuck.
Chuck: Sarah and Casey are right inside. One girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode
Chuck: Uh, Sis, Morgan is bringing someone tonight.
Ellie: Like a real someone or an imaginary someone?
Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
Chuck: Who saved you?
Bryce: They did.
Chuck: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?
Sarah: Since when did you drink martinis?
Chuck: Oh I don't, but Carmichael (his cover name) loves them.
Kirk: I always bet on red because it reminds me of all the pain and suffering in the world
Chuck: I always bet on black - Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57.
Morgan: A relationship is built on trust, Chuck. Sex and trust. Am I right?
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, two big prerequisites I guess
Sarah: Casey, what are you doing here?
Casey: Someone needs to protect the Intersect, huh?
Chuck: Well, that's very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Casey: Plus, I didn't want to miss any gunplay. Come on
Chuck: Uh, you know, Sis, the thing is, Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in...at my birthday party...'cause we don't know anybody, 'cause they're all your friends, and they all happen to be doctors.
Morgan: Doctors who don't really get our jokes!
Chuck: Well, your jokes
