Steve: How's it going?
Claudia: I want to punch things.

Claire: What’s this?
Claudia? It’s an iPad. It’s like a little computer. You can listen to music or read books. Surf the internet on it.
Claire: The internet is still around? Dad said that would be a passing fad.

Myka: Claud, you know I just had a huge wakeup call and life is shorter than you ever think.
I can’t image life without my sister.
Claudia: So, what you’re saying is?
Myka: What’s the plan?

Steve: Try and fight his control of your body!
Claudia: Oh my God Steve, what a great idea! I wish I'd thought of that! I can't fight it.

You're wasting your time Voldemort. I'm as much a part of this Warehouse as you are and it won't let you kill me.

Pete: Claude, I've got an idea.
Claudia: It's a great idea.
Artie: Pete has an idea?
Claudia: He's a smart guy when he's not thinking about cookies or boobies

20 miles of Warehouse and I find the one dead end!

The problem with hiding things behind glass doors is that you can see through them.

Don't make me stab you again.

Claudia: Great, well that explains everything! Except for the part where you said the Warehouse automatically expands.
Artie: That's right, surprise!

Yeah, let's shoot some goo up there...I'm so glad Pete's not here.

What? I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing with the horse.

Warehouse 13 Quotes

That's not hockey. That's pole vaulting.

Pete

Not all wonders are endless Claudia.

Mrs. Frederic